Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Bad 80's: Break My Stride

Really, the only reason I am infatuated with this video is because I am convinced that this may be best, most esoteric Halloween costume of all time.

They would ask, "Who are you, and what's the point of buttons on sleeveless scrubs?"

After a twitch of your awesome "Molestache," you could whip out a tiny plastic keyboard, pull up this song on your iPhone, and hawk-stare them down while you pretend to sing "Break My Stride."

Then, at the end, you yell, "I'M MATTHEW FUCKING WILDER," and hurl the plastic keyboard at their face.

Yeah...that pretty much would be the best Halloween ever.

*kudos to the folks over at MMOQQ for turning me onto this.

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