Bad 80's: Back in the High Life Again

Big thanks to Always Sunny in Philadelphia for reintroducing me to some real boating music.

From what I can gather from the video, a mullet-bearing Conan O'brien at one point seemed to have a lucrative singing career, but fell on hard times and became homeless living by a railroad. He then tricks some poor lady to wander around and dance in empty factories, until she realizes that he actually doesn't have a home to squire her to, and he is again lonely by the railroad.

What I can be certain of is that I am going to play this song every time I bust-out in poker while I slowly walk away from the table.